did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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