If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I think my vagina is haunted
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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