I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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