Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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