I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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