The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
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I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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