I think im going to throw up on grandma
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
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can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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