Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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