Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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