Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
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Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
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Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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