On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Randomize
