handjob tips. give me some.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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