The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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