Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
should my penis look like a turkey
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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