just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
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But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Dick very happy bro
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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