sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i already hear my dad disowning me
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
The struggles of a small town man whore
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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