Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
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Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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