gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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