the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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