I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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