Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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