this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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