batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
two words...techno handjob
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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