Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Randomize
