dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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