Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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