How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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