just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
He has the fingertips of a God
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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