So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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