What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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