I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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