yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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