Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
The Olympian is in my bed
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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