thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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