Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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