Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Found your dick twin last night
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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