is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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