He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
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Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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