Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
We named our party play list daddy issues
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
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Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
im holly from the hills drunk
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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