She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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