just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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