'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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