Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
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It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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