I'm drive I can fine osifer
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.