he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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