dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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