I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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