She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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