Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
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This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize