Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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