Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
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Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
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Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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