i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
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He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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