i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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