check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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